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I’ve always been the girl who wears somewhat conservative bras under her clothes. I know: lame. Sure, I wear the cute bikini mesh panties and stuff, but bras, well, I try very hard to find the most comfortable one that isn’t gonna show a bump or wrinkle under my clothing. Padded bras? Nope, not really. Not functional enough.

So yesterday, a close friend and I were at Victoria’s Secret and I was trying on bras only to realize I’d never really tried on one of those water bras or anything else “exciting” in the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder world. The dressing room attendant had given me a box of all the best selling bras in my size, and so I decided to look through it. I know, I’m a sucker. They throw that thing in there to get more money from you, and I fell for it.

Doode. Wouldn’t you know it, the first one I pulled out was the new Miraculous Push Up Bra… you know, the one that promises to add two (yes, that was TWO) cup sizes to your rack. I rolled my eyes and started to throw the damn over-the-top piece of lingerie back in the box, but then I stopped.

In that instant, ladies and gentlemen, I decided to live dangerously.

I tried the thing on. And wouldn’t you know it, I took one look at that mirror and went, “Dayuuuum… that’s some hot shit!“. It’s true. Even though I have no business adding two cup sizes to my already-full-Cs, I couldn’t stop staring at my stripper-titties in the mirror. And what was more, the damn “miraculous” bra was freaking comfortable.

Yeah, I came home with one. A bright, cherry red one.

Holy cow, saying my husband loves that thing is a freaking understatement. I should live dangerously more often.

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