The Red Bra

I’ve always been the girl who wears somewhat conservative bras under her clothes. I know: lame. Sure, I wear the cute bikini mesh panties and stuff, but bras, well, I try very hard to find the most comfortable one that isn’t gonna show a bump or wrinkle under my clothing. Padded bras? Nope, not really. Not functional enough.

So yesterday, a close friend and I were at Victoria’s Secret and I was trying on bras only to realize I’d never really tried on one of those water bras or anything else “exciting” in the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder world. The dressing room attendant had given me a box of all the best selling bras in my size, and so I decided to look through it. I know, I’m a sucker. They throw that thing in there to get more money from you, and I fell for it.

Doode. Wouldn’t you know it, the first one I pulled out was the new Miraculous Push Up Bra… you know, the one that promises to add two (yes, that was TWO) cup sizes to your rack. I rolled my eyes and started to throw the damn over-the-top piece of lingerie back in the box, but then I stopped.

In that instant, ladies and gentlemen, I decided to live dangerously.

Miraculous push-up

I tried the thing on. And wouldn’t you know it, I took one look at that mirror and went, “Dayuuuum… that’s some hot shit!“. It’s true. Even though I have no business adding two cup sizes to my already-full-Cs, I couldn’t stop staring at my stripper-titties in the mirror. And what was more, the damn “miraculous” bra was freaking comfortable.

Yeah, I came home with one. A bright, cherry red one.

Holy cow, saying my husband loves that thing is a freaking understatement. I should live dangerously more often.

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7 Responses to “The Red Bra”

  1. Mica Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Be careful, you may find that your posture improves because you’re so proud of the girls now! =)

  2. James Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 11:46 am

    I’d like to take this moment to thank Victoria Secret and the inventors of The Pill…. :-D

    You have an amazing body Tam, nothing wrong with showing it off and having fun with it. :-)

  3. Nobody Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    i’m the total opposite. i wear very boring cotton panties all the time, but my bras are always Fredericks of Hollywood and in a plethora of different styles and colors. (VS doesn’t carry my size) pretty bras are fun. :) welcome to the world of trashy bras!!!

  4. Mandie Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    I have one in black and I get the exact same reaction from my husband and about 20 random men when I wear it. That thing is a freakin miracle it makes ever shirt I wear look hot. And that’s why I rarely put it on.

  5. Rikki Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Congratulations on joining the dark side! ;-)

  6. Mia Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    I got mine in Pink! Just remember the click bra!

  7. Tamra Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    Ah, the click bra… how could I ever forget? ;-)