Thinking

The day I get to take a shit without a toddler throwing a tantrum at the bathroom door and/or my other kid stomping around in the potty room with me asking, “Mommy, what are you doing?” will be the day I get hit by a speeding bus.

Current Mood:Alarmed emoticon Alarmed

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6 Responses to “Thinking”

  1. holly Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 10:46 am

    and it will be a big pink bus…aka never.

  2. Rosanne Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 10:48 am

    I can guarantee you that this too shall pass and that one day your house and your bathroom may seem really, really quiet.

  3. Nobody Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 11:25 am

    mmmm, yes. me too.

  4. Kristen Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 11:47 am

    I remember when my SIL told me that she would never have her infant daughter/toddler sit or be around when she had to go to the bathroom (she’s a germaphobe)…she has since changed her tune. It is an impossibility when you are home alone. And gosh darnit – why can’t the urge to shit wait until naptime?

  5. Jackie Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    Pam, Pam, Pam. Mom, Mom, Mom. Pam, Pam, Pam…… and doesn’t stop till Vincent get’s in the bathroom. The funny thing was that for like 2 weeks when I went and he came in he began to push an pooped, wow talk about inspiration.

  6. Kim Says:
    February 4th, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    My boy is already doing this and he isn’t even one yet. He banged on the door so hard this morning it scared the … well you know.. out of me :)