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So… I know I’m the hoochie-mama that wrote a blog regarding peen size recently, but I must say that sometimes, sometimes, people cross the line when talking dick. Today’s winner? Perez Hilton:

Jon Gosselin’s Exs Confirm His Penis Size & Their Stupidity!

Both Homewrecking Hailey and Kate 2.0 agree on one thing when it comes to their former lover Jon Gosselin:

He has a teeny, tiny peen!

LOLZ! So it’s true what they say about jackasses you where Ed Hardy! They are overcompensating!

Kate Major got witty when talking to Life & Style magazine, by saying she was surprised Jon is so “cocky” because “down there he’s not.” Hailey Glassman had the same to say, likening Jon’s penis to a 9-year-old boy’s. She says:

“I’m serious. This is true…3 inches, and anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny!”

Wow! So, to recap, you both slept with a man who has eight children, no money, and a small dick?

So much for standards, huh ladies?

Hey, maybe this is why Kate Gosselin resorted to fertility treatments?! Couldn’t blame her!

Okay, I admit I read Perez Hilton ALL THE FREAKING TIME. Usually, I get a good laugh. I appreciate the fact that he can make fun of absolutely everyone, even the stars he likes, but still make fun of himself.

But this time, I don’t know, I felt a huge pang of pity when I saw this post.

Like, really? Did the ex-girlfriends HAVE to go there? I mean, yeah, Jon Gosselin has managed to make a complete douchebag of himself in pretty much every sense of the word right under the scrutiny of a gazillion viewers and all, but really? His dick size? Must you REALLY make fun of that?

Gosh, how humiliating. I know I’d be mortified if someone other than myself had the nerve to dis my vagina publicly. Genitalia is just one of those ultra-private things that we have no control over. And trust me, nature can be cruel.

Making fun of someone’s weenie size on national television, regardless of how much of a dick they really are, is just a dirty hit below the belt. Period.

Not cool.

Current Mood: Alarmed