Another Dick-Size Post

So… I know I’m the hoochie-mama that wrote a blog regarding peen size recently, but I must say that sometimes, sometimes, people cross the line when talking dick. Today’s winner? Perez Hilton:

Jon Gosselin’s Exs Confirm His Penis Size & Their Stupidity!

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Both Homewrecking Hailey and Kate 2.0 agree on one thing when it comes to their former lover Jon Gosselin:

He has a teeny, tiny peen!

LOLZ! So it’s true what they say about jackasses you where Ed Hardy! They are overcompensating!

Kate Major got witty when talking to Life & Style magazine, by saying she was surprised Jon is so “cocky” because “down there he’s not.” Hailey Glassman had the same to say, likening Jon’s penis to a 9-year-old boy’s. She says:

“I’m serious. This is true…3 inches, and anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny!”

Wow! So, to recap, you both slept with a man who has eight children, no money, and a small dick?

So much for standards, huh ladies?

Hey, maybe this is why Kate Gosselin resorted to fertility treatments?! Couldn’t blame her!

Okay, I admit I read Perez Hilton ALL THE FREAKING TIME. Usually, I get a good laugh. I appreciate the fact that he can make fun of absolutely everyone, even the stars he likes, but still make fun of himself.

But this time, I don’t know, I felt a huge pang of pity when I saw this post.

Like, really? Did the ex-girlfriends HAVE to go there? I mean, yeah, Jon Gosselin has managed to make a complete douchebag of himself in pretty much every sense of the word right under the scrutiny of a gazillion viewers and all, but really? His dick size? Must you REALLY make fun of that?

Gosh, how humiliating. I know I’d be mortified if someone other than myself had the nerve to dis my vagina publicly. Genitalia is just one of those ultra-private things that we have no control over. And trust me, nature can be cruel.

Making fun of someone’s weenie size on national television, regardless of how much of a dick they really are, is just a dirty hit below the belt. Period.

Not cool.

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4 Responses to “Another Dick-Size Post”

  1. Nobody Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    i like to think of it as Karma. had he not been a big giant douchebag, neither one of them would have felt any desire to humiliate him in that manner. not that i’m condoning… it’s not very nice to humiliate somebody over something they have no control over, regardless of how awful they are.

  2. Amy Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    For Pete’s sake, that story is a wee bit personal. It is hard to guess though…will he rise above it? Hope he isn’t a weenie and can handle a little poking. Jon’s sons must be so embarrassed.

    Sorry, all this talk of penises made me goofy.

  3. Tamra Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    LOL Amy… Yeah, sure. The *talk of penises* made you goofy. ;-)

  4. Sally Says:
    February 16th, 2010 at 11:03 am

    I personally think he deserves it, that should be the punishment for cheating. But yeah, I do feel bad for Kate 1.0 and the kids.