A Surprisingly Sane Blog

…that (most) middle-aged Chinese women make me shiver because they remind me of my mother-in-law?

…that I get sick pleasure out of chewing my cuticles?

…that puppies annoy the crap out of me, but I love dogs like crazy?

…that Valentine’s Day was way more exciting for me long before I was ever in a relationship?

…that I prefer to sleep over just about anything else?

…that I hate clear skies but love the rain?

…that I love to wear trashy swimsuits?

…that I have to pee all the freaking time?

…that I think artistic pictures of naked women are absolutely beautiful?

…that sometimes I imagine running far, far away from my life?

…that the sound of someone whistling irritates me?

…that I think most models are fugly?

…that I felt a little sad when I realized neither of my kids look anything like me?

…that I hate wearing skirts?

…that I like the smell of skunks?

…that I haven’t gone to church regularly since I lived in Tucson?

…that I don’t feel bad about that last fact?

…that I felt incredibly stupid for being so excited about Valentine’s Day only to be disappointed, as usual?

Current Mood: Sad

“ass short dark hair gallery”

THAT pulled up my site? I’m not sure whether to be proud or scared…

Current Mood: Alarmed