“I’m aware that size matters but what size is okay”
I assume you’re talking about your wee-wee?
I love how my blog pops up with those questions on Google. I try to answer them, but honestly… I really don’t know. My limited experience has left me with just this lowly perspective: Work with what you’ve got. If it’s the right person, it’ll probably be adequate.
Go in peace and fuck like a god, young sir.
Current Mood:
Cool
Whenever I need a good laugh, I just check out the search terms that pull up my blog. Today’s favorites:
“what body parts do we have to shave”
Um, I didn’t realize there was a requirement to ever pull out a razor for any reason other than vanity purposes. Thanks for the heads up. I’ll look into it. I’m probably missing a few parts, considering I’m pretty lazy about the who body hair removal stuff. I’ll let you know when I find the rulebook.
“so horny i cant sleep”
Do you really need me to tell you how to take care of that problem?
Current Mood:
Playful
“What if my wife likes the size of ex’s penis better than mine”
Then prove to her size doesn’t have to matter, you big weenie. Duh. It’s not just the size of the dick, it’s the motion of the potion. If you can fuck like no one’s business, chances are, you could please any woman with even the smallest peen.
I love search terms that pull up my blog. They make me smile even when I think my face will surely break from the sheer effort.
Current Mood:
Sad
“I’m embarrassed to admit that I want a well endowed man”
Sweetie, don’t be embarrassed. We all want that.
Some of us just end up being a little more lucky in that area than others. No shame in wishing. Though from past discussion, it kind of seems as though it’s not the size so much as the skillz.
*cough* Though personally, I beg to differ. Based on my pitifully small amount of experience with men other than my husband, I definitely have a preference. Though it could have just been a lack of skillz… because that dude definitely sucked in the sack on top of having a not-so-impressive member… BUT WHATEVER! My opinion is not the point of this! Yours is!
(So YES, I’m opening this one up for comments. It’s too good not to… so here’s my question for you: Did you hope for a well-endowed man? And regardless of whether that happened or not, did you end up being satisfied regardless of your partner’s size? Men, thoughts?)
Go ahead, answer it. You know you want to, and you can be anonymous.
Oh, how I love talking dick! WHY IS THIS SO FUN FOR ME?! Seriously, there must be something much more wrong with me than the fact that I’m insane.
Current Mood: Cool
“Why don’t passive aggressive people talk back?”
This was a search term that summoned my blog on some search engine earlier today, and I feel the need to answer it.
Passive aggressive people thrive on guilting and manipulating people so that they can get what they want. They’ll cry, shut down, hurt themselves, make you pity them, absolutely anything to make you feel like you have no other choice. Absolutely anything, that is, except be direct or entertain the idea that the world does not, in fact, revolve around them.
They’ll take biting digs that serve as fuel as your fire, bring up shit from the past that should have died long ago just to stab you in the eye, they’ll turn people against you, and they will flat out ignore you until you come forward and beg to make amends.
It’s just how this sort of seriously messed-up folk functions. They are the opposite of the aggressive abusers who aren’t afraid to blow-up, scream, and throw you into a wall, but the abuse they impose is just as damaging as their more explosive counterparts.
The pest way to deal with the passive aggressive sort? Realize that you personally cannot actually help or change them. Get them and yourself into counseling so you can learn to communicate with them in a healthy way for your own sanity’s sake. If you can, that is. Most are so manipulative that they refuse to get help for themselves. And if all else fails, distance yourself. They are more abusive the closer they get to you. Last resort? Break off contact. You will be surprised how fast the pain and frustration fades, and how much better your life is without them looming over your heartstrings.
Current Mood:
Mischievous