“I think one of my testicles exploded”
Ouch. You should see a doctor about that. Like, really. Why are you checking my blog for answers? GO SEE A FREAKING DOCTOR!
I don’t even have balls and my balls are hurting me.
Current Mood:
Playful
“what is bump if men”
Thy Shakespearean tongue doth charm my most sincere heart, kind sir.
Current Mood:
Happy
“Penis Muscle Stimulator”
Really? Didn’t they teach you in sex ed that the penis is NOT, in fact, a muscle, nor does it have any muscles that can help you in the size department? There are teeny tiny muscles in the area that help control the flow of blood but they’re TEENY. They cannot get big and make your peen larger. Erections happen as a result of blood flow to the penis, not as a result of a well-worked muscle. That also means that working the little fucker isn’t gonna make it any bigger.
Find a girl who doesn’t mind a small weenie, or learn how to work what you’ve got like a porn star. Or you can just learn to like oral sex. I hear a tongue can do better work that a dick for a lot of women. Other than that, no amount of muscle work in that area is gonna help you.
Sorry.
Current Mood:
Alarmed
“does penis size matter for tall girls”
Well, since your search engine brought you here, an answer you shall receive. But keep in mind I’m not a medical professional.
Um, yes, in short (ha ha… I mean, no pun intended), size matters. It’s not the only defining factor, but it certainly can play a role. And it’s the skinny dick that most women seem to find less than satisfying. From what I hear, though, a skinny prick does not mean you can’t make your partner scream in a good way for sure. My advice is to learn to use whatever you’ve got to the max, and realize that pleasing a woman is just small part dick (ha ha) and big part everything else that goes into the act.
Poor little guy.
Current Mood:
Mischievous
“innie vagina”
I must have missed the memo because last I checked, they were all “innies”.
Current Mood: Alarmed